So... I was slacking, lots of midterms and shit like that but here is a new post.
1. Swallowing live goldfish... not advisable
2. Fire... it can burn you
3. If you buy yourself a breathalyzer to make sure you don't drink to much, you end up drinking more... just to see how high you can make it go
4. You can get in a hot tub no matter what you are wearing
5. In college no one will judge you for drinking on any day of the week or at anytime during the day
6. Drinking in the shower is soothing and relaxing
7. Don't try to juggle beer cans when you are drunk
8. Cops do not think you are as funny as you think you are
