Sunday, November 14, 2010

The Sloppy Second Post


So the first post went over decently well, the thing got about 600 hits and some change. Thanks for showing it to people and spreading the word about it I really do appreciate it. What would also be wicked is if you could post feedback, either by commenting (there’s a little link at the bottom of this page that says comments, hit it and pour your soul out) or by emailing me at thingsilearnedincollege@hotmail.com. Also if you have any valuable lessons to share with the world email me, I will post em and give you credit, or if you choose I can post them anonymously as well. So here goes round two.



  1. The likelihood of being vomited on is directly proportional to the cost of the clothing you are wearing.
  2. Four loko is a bitch.
  3. In college making out is like shaking hands.
  4. If you can’t walk in heels sober you sure as shit aren’t gonna be able to do it plastered.
  5. Getting hookups at toga parties is easy because you are already half naked.

I am currently planning on posting 5 valuable life lessons every week on the Sunday night after I make really bad decisions, before the five lessons there will also be a little “blurb” about whatever, it will usually make an attempt at being funny, albeit probably a failed one, but that shit’ll get an A for effort. if you think this format is shitty or whatever please let me know what you guys would prefer, I really do value reader feedback.

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