Hello all we broke 3,000 views this past week which was pretty damn wicked. We also made it on to college acb because apparently this blog is offensive, to the loser with too much time on his hands that posted that thread in Cornell’s and every other Ivy’s acb I MAKE NO APOLOGY, however I do owe you a huge thanks you really boosted my view count. I hope everyone’s break goes well and that they keep in mind these things I learned this week. I’m going with 8 this week 5 was far too short and ten was a bit to long.
- When consuming cereal beer is not an adequate substitute for milk
- Tequila is kinda like a one night stand, that night you think it is greatest thing on the face of the earth, in the morning you hate it and want to throw up every time you see it.
- Chemistry… wait didn’t learn that.
- Jumping out of a townhouse window to avoid an RA is a painful fall 6 feet to the ground into rocks… but at least you won’t get written up.
- If you are tired at a party just go to the laundry room and pile up a bunch of clothing, this will serve as an excellent expedient for a bed and will allow for a couple of hours of shut eye.
- Do not put nair into your roommate’s shampoo… It sounds funny now but trust me it will not be funny tomorrow.
- If you hear crazed screaming coming from the room of guys next to you, do not panic, no one is being religiously sacrificed or tortured; they are just playing Call of Duty
- Don’t loft your bed too high, getting into it inebriated can become a perilous ordeal.
BONUS: For my fellow hotelies, make sure you take your No-Doz before Talbert’s class… wouldn’t want to be caught yawning… might have to get up and walk the hell out of class
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So that was my weekend, I hope you guys enjoyed reading about it and share it with your friends.
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