The How to Have Fun in College Post

This post since we all are going to be going through the hell week of finals is all about having a good time in college. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that this weekend we went hard… It’s like Mardi Gras, you gotta get all the crazy out before lent starts. So anyway somewhere between the jello wresting, the ugly sweater party, and the dodgeball tournament I had a couple of epiphanies (yeah just like Dane Cook) and came up with a few lessons to post for this week. I hope you enjoy them and share with your friends, direct all correspondence to thingsilearendincollege@hotmail.com .

1.      A quick expedient for a beer pong table when in the dorms can be constructed by removing the closet doors and laying them on top of two chairs spaced 6 feet apart, be careful though, this table is not sturdy enough to sit on.

2.      Throwing up is just your body’s way of congratulating you for having an awesome fucking night.

3.      It isn’t alcoholism until you graduate.

4.      Peeing in a trash can is much more difficult than it looks… but hilarity will ensue

5.      Jello wrestling is fun and life enriching, just make sure you don’t get a little over excited and cause yourself or your friend bodily harm.

6.      Don’t try to act cool at parties, do what you want and be yourself unless of course that means going over to a random girl and shoving your hand down her pants… we don’t like that.

7.      Just because you don’t feel it that night doesn’t mean you aren’t gonna feel that shit the next morning, so you should enjoy the “not feeling it part” for as long as you can.

8.      Don’t take yourself so seriously when you are at a party… the next morning after seeing the pictures you won’t anyway.

Bonus geography lesson: Canada is like the loft above a real great party… Mexico is the basement where you buy drugs. Looky there this blog is getting educational.

So there you have it, we went hard and are ready for a week of hell. I hope you enjoy these and spread the word. Also if you wish we now have a Facebook page which can be found below.