So finals week has arrived, I decided that I was going to be responsible and stay in on the weekends, not go out and just take care of myself… that lasted for about ten seconds… but at least I got some good blog material for all you guys, hope you enjoy it.
- Beer is like a sports drink, it has water and carbs in it… therefore it is healthy.
- Mixing Codeine, Adderal, and alcohol is not a good idea.
- If you leave food out you will get fruit flies… you can get rid of them by spraying them with windex!
- The old Bush beer ad that reads “A clean conscious is usually the sign of a boring weekend” yeah totally true.
- When you come to college the food pyramid changes and you are left with 3 food groups; ramen, beer, and peanut butter.
- Offering your professors or TAs sexual favors is NOT a surefire way to pass.
- Trying to help a drunk person even when sober can cause bodily harm… drunk people can bite.
- Those $100 dollar text books you bought are well worth the price, they can be used for a plethora of things such as; coasters, paperweights, bed raisers, stepstools, and self defense apparatus.
Alright, back to my hungover study session! Good luck on finals everyone I hope everyone has a great break and continues checking back as I will continue to update the blog over winter break. Thanks again for reading, like us on facebook.
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