Okay let me sum up my weekend… shit got fratty. So this post is all about frat like things that I have learned.
1. Chugging beer from a can is great and all, but you will look so much cooler chugging from something like a top hat, a vase, or even a shoe.
2. It is better to just buy a bottle opener for a buck and save the 500 dollars you will have to pay to fix the tooth you cracked opening a beer bottle with your teeth.
3. If people are drinking it is best to hide objects such as hammers, plates, and anything breakable.
4. When you are drunk, breaking shit is way more fun than when you are sober.
5. Beer pong needs to be a NCAA sanctioned sport.
6. Franzia bags can explode if you jump on them
7. If you are going to shotgun a beer do it right, don’t use your keys to pop the hole in the can be a boss and bite the fucker open.
8. If you really don't wanna walk someone will be drunk enough to agree to piggyback you to the next party... just make sure they don't drop you.
It was a fun weekend… hope you had a good one as well
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