Hey guys, kind of a rough week but lets be honest I brought it upon myself. I am doing this instead of studying for prelims... good life choices...
1. College presents many opportunities to explore other cultures through fun activities such as those of Japan and Germany which can be learned through sake bombing and pounding jaggerbombs... respectively
2. Telling a cop that "I'm in college I can do whatever I want" is not an effective way to get out of trouble
3. Urinating in the middle of the street is just as dangerous as playing in the middle of the street.
4. If you have to be carried home don't let a guy who can barely walk carry you
5. Dining hall plates are not as clean as the plates at home.
6. In college your standards for personal hygiene drop.
7. The five second rule becomes the 5 minute rule in college, this negatively correlates to the cleanliness of the floor.
8. No matter how much you like to have fun, eventually in college you will have to study.
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