Holy shit I'm on time this week, here is a nice short one for you.
YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT IF...
1. You consume more calories from alcohol than actual food
2. You can make a gourmet meal from dining hall food
3. You have at least a dozen different names for a hookup
4. You have been sick for half the year
5. You guzzle coffee like it's water
6. You constantly fuck up your laundry
7. The words RA make you shit your pants
8. You are dirt poor
Just thought I would mix shit up, send pissed off comments to thingsilearnedincollege@hotmail.com
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