Hey guys again sorry for being so late, Dell hasn't shipped my computer back so it is tough to get online with all the other things going on. Anyway, this post is all about how college is eating years off of our lives and slowly killing us, like the natural elements are eroding away rocks to nothing but sand over time. Wow... Nerd bomb.
Eating Habits:
FACT: In college you eat shit like Ramen, Easy Mac, dining hall food, and live off of energy drinks.
RESULT: You gain weight, you ingest massive amounts of sodium, your heart becomes less healthy, you get pregnant and you die.
Drinking Habits:
FACT: You drink a lot in college. I woke up Saturday morning with 15 tally marks on my arm... I say that was a damn good night, but a fucking awful morning.
RESULT: Drinking is bad for your liver, it also kills brain cells. You also can get pregnant and die from it.
Stress:
FACT: College is stressful you actually have to learn shit.
Result: You put shit off and have to cram the night before... you drink more energy drinks. You sleep less, you are less alert and more likely to walk out into traffic This can cause you to get pregnant and die.
Sex Life
Fact: Some people sex lives blossom in college, for those of you whose didn't see the above stress. For those of you who did read on.
Result: Walks of shame, dram between friends... and you can get pregnant and die.
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