Okay sorry this was so late, had computer issues and spent over an hour on the phone with the fucking dell people.
1. Do not drink jungle juice… you don’t know what is in it.
2. Frats have odd rituals involving banging ones head on a beer can to cause it to explode, this looks dangerous but don’t worry no one has died in years from it
3. The higher one is on a surface the more fun it is to dance on
4. When you go to college you start taking more naps, and this time you do it voluntarily
5. Ramen noodles and laptops are like cats and dogs… they just don’t get along well together
6. Seeing an adult in a residence hall is like seeing a dog walk on its hind feet
7. In college there is a lot more throw up… everywhere
8. Don’t date an RA, cause eventually you will break up and eventually they will find a full flask in your drawer
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