Okay guys this ones gonna be a little different, I’ve decided to make a list of the top 10 new years resolutions for college students, and how to reach those goals. The idea came to me on New Years eve… somewhere between passing out by the hot water heater and the table dance (not pretty FYI) I got to thinking, how can I improve myself in the new year. Actually that’s a bunch of bullshit, I was really thinking how do I do a new years themed blogpost?
Resolution 1: Get better grades
Solution 1: Drink less, study more.
Resolution 2: Become more popular
Solution 2: Drink more, stop leaving your hair in the sinks in the bathroom
Resolution 3:Become more healthy
Solution 3: Drink less, stop eating ramen and easy mac for every meal
Resolution 4: Increase alcohol tolerance
Solution 4: Drink more, drink often.
Resolution 5: Keep dorm clean
Solution 5: WTF Not possible, don’t even try… just drink more.
Resolution 6: Lose gut
Solution 6: Drink less, stop eating squeeze cheese out of a can, and eat a salad.
So there are a few of the college student’s new years resolutions, I personally think this post sucks but I wanted to try this out just to give some variety, you will be back to your regular scheduled program next Sunday. Email us at thingsilearnedincollege@hotmail.com
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