So I’m sitting in PHL and got sick of people watching and throwing coins on the ground for small children… So I decided to write a blog post. Break is now over and I’m headed back up to Ithaca. I hope everyone has a safe trip and all that. This post is just miscellaneous shit I learned recently, it's not that funny sorry about that, I'm too hungover to care though so have fun.
1. In order to keep track of how much you have drank, you should carry a permanent marker in your pocket. Every time you take a drink put a tally mark on your arm.
2. The people at Wal-Mart will judge you if you go in drunk and ask them if they “serve” ping pong balls.
3. Another activity you should refrain from doing when drunk is ice skating.
4. Sleeping in a kayak isn’t comfortable, no matter how drunk you are.
5. Karaoke sounds bad even if you are sober... It’s only fun when your drunk because everything is funnier when you are drunk.
6. Do not drunk dial your mother, she will be disappointed.
7. Beer bottles do not break on the tops of bars like they do in the movies… instead they shatter in your hand.
8. Never lick a steak knife.
So there it is… another pretty lame one.
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