Okay it’s been a rough week with rush and all that but here are a few tips
1. If you know you are gonna be completely fucked up write your addressee as well as your friends phone number on your body… that way if someone finds you they can get you to safety.
2. If you are going to attempt a keg stand make sure the person holding you up is strong enough.
3. Before attempting a belly slide make sure the table has been lubricated.
4. If a guy invites you to his room for a movie it’s not to watch a movie
5. Rush week is hell.
6. Girls will always pick looking good over being comfortable
7. If you have 8 items plugged into a single outlet you might blow the breaker
8. Instead of using a plate, I find that a slab of cardboard is a wonderful holder for any piece of food.
Sorry this also sucks… I mean I typed it in like two minutes
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